domingo, 27 de diciembre de 2009

La mudanza es una weba...

Llevo 15 dias en eso de la mudanza y es hora que aún no puedo cambiarme de casa al 100%. Es una chinga, no puedo terminar de seleccionar las cosas que me llevaré y las que dejaré, mientras mas busco más mamadas me encuentro, revistas viejísimas edición especial de alguna banda que ahora ya ni me gusta, discos rayados que sabe que me dá tirar, paquetes de condones nuevecitos pero ya caducados que por alguna extraña razón no encontré cuando los necesité (chingadamadre) ; Encontré incluso las 3 primeras temporadas de SouthPark que ya ni me acordaba que tenía, un chingo de boletitos del camión, y un buen de cosas mas...

Por un momento pensé seriamente en hacer una venta de garage, o como diríamos acá en méxico: venta de parqueadera...Y deshacerme de todo el putero de cochinero que tengo, pero no mames, está bien cabrón tirar, vender o regalar muchas de mis cosas, y tengo que hacerlo porque mis papás se vienen a ésta casa y a donde yo me voy no me cabe todo lo que tengo aquí...Y esque, ya le agarré cariño a mi basura, mi colección de corcholatas en el patio desaparecerá, los mocos que a veces pegaba en ese rinconcito de la pared tambien, aquel baño que nunca lavé ahora se verá limpio, ya no será él.

Nunca creí decir ésto pero, extrañaré a los mamones de mis vecinos los narcos, y sus fiestas en lunes a la 1 de la mañanacon la música de banda que no podía faltar, y las balaceras y así...A mis otros vecinos los beatles, ya no podré escuchar sus ensayos de tooooooda la tarde con el volumen del amplificador a tooooodo lo que da, bueno la neta no extrañaré a ninguno de éstos, culeros!...

En fin, tengo que seguir decidiendo si voy a conservar mi coleccion de papas que se parecen a un artista, o la de mocos que se parecen a algún animal...difícil decisión...


Y como ya es tradición...la moraleja del post:

"Si te vas a cambiar de casa, deja a un lado los sentimientos hacia tus cosas. Recuerda que nada te sirve y solo te estorba; Pero nunca nunca de los nuncas te deshagas de tu coleccion de papas que parecen artistas."


fin...

22 comentarios:

Yzakramirez dijo...

no olvides botar la jicara

KaRmen dijo...

Esas no se botan...esas cosas son las que se quedan conmigo siempre ;)

Santy dijo...

jaja, mejor yo no tiro nada y lo guardo atras de las escaleras, uno no sabe cuando se pueden necesitar esas cosas

M4st3r-X- dijo...

jajaj creo que mis vecinos descansaran de mis ensayos con la banda cuando yo me mude de casa jejeje

Un chico de Lima dijo...

sí que es un caos, eh...

Jinete_Enmascarado dijo...

muy cierto no se botan esas cosas, nunca sabes cuando volveras a necesitar un tvynovelas de 1998 de nuevo

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ENRIQUE HERNÁNDEZ QUINTERO dijo...

En junio me mudé por primera vez en mis 40 años de vida. Del centro de Tepic a un fraccionamiento cerca del libramiento, no miento, je je je.
Bueno debo decir que es una experiencia triste. Sentí que dejaba de ser el que siempre fuí y me convertí en otra persona. Y eso que no hice "feng shui". Me traje todo, pero no dejé de pensar que mis recuerdos y vivencias se quedaron allá en la casona materna, junto a la fuente de cantera, las bardas de adobe y las bugambilias cómplices.
Ahora siento que soy otro, un desalmado. Por más que me ponga mi chamarra de los vaqueros de Dallas comprada en el 93 o que mire el zapatito bañado en bronce de cuando tenía 2 años de edad o relea mi colección de revistas MAD -biblia preparatoriana-, siento el alma despellejada.
La mudanza es una amputación de alcance devastador.
Te sigo aquí y en twitter Karmen.

Ronnie dijo...

pues a mi me salio la virgen maría en un bolillo.

Yo estoy igual, mis vecinos se la pasan ensayando pero es rock y heavy metal de los 80's asi que no hay pedo, malo si fueran cumbias o música tropical..

saludos ;)

Juan Carlos Pelayo Santos dijo...

Jajajajajaja. Muy buen post!

Saludos!

Morocha dijo...

Jajaja saludos desde Ecuador! Yo mataría por cambiarme de casa a vivir sola con mi soledad! Pero bueno supongo algún día lo haré!...Muy buen post! Lo único que importa es lo que te llevas dentro tuyo a la final todo lo demás solo es un adorno! Saludos.

Anónimo dijo...

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